Monday, November 21, 2011

bad ideas

in my opinion, none of this is pure fact, it's simply my OPINION. this may or may not have happened to me directly or indirectly. this might also be here say; rumor, if you will. i'm not judging, i'm just saying, in my OPINION, the following could be considered bad, poor choices/ideas.


  • drinking miralax WITH dinner instead waiting until after dinner because you think it might save time
  • turning a 5K into a 6K
  • signing up for a 4 mile race because your friends are all into it and then you end up being the only one doing it at 8:30am on a sunday morning
  • not working out after having 2 breakfasts, a grilled cheese with bacon and tomato sandwich, smothered in butter with tater-tots for dinner 
  • walking to check on traffic inevitably urinating on yourself whilst driving to massachusetts 
  • knowing for a fact that cheese, specifically soft, spreadable cheeses do not sit well or at all with you, yet you continue to eat them
  • passing gas because your stomach hurt so badly; only to find out later that you did a little more damage than pass a little gas
  • driving to boston to fly to LA hang out with friends; fly to vegas, hang out with friends; fly back to LA hang out with friends, drink and party for the 4 nights that you are doing all of this flying and hanging out without sleeping, vomit in a strangers back yard, have stranger drive you home; fly back to boston to drive 3 hours home on easter morning for easter sunday dinner surviving on diet coke, ginger ale, peanuts, pretzels, 4 red bulls and the 5 hour plane ride all because the flights saved you $250 
  • driving home from maine at 1 am because you felt like it. 
  • driving to harrison's for a roast beef sandwich at 10pm from wheaton- about an hour on a random tuesday
  • getting pregnant- totally kidding. (for some, i've met some people in this life that shouldn't have or never should in the future consider procreation)
  • a 5-some. thats right, not a 3-some, a 5-some. yuk
  • sharing underwear
  • sharing a toothbrush
  • tattoos that have no meaning, then getting fat 
  • buying those shoes, pants, shirt, and swearing you'll wear it, you'll loose the weight to wear it, it'll make you work out so you will look great in it one day- YARD SALE
  • being in a wedding party when in reality you want no part of it
  • getting married because you thought it was about that time, because that's what you do, because you were "that" age
  • being anyone other than who you are because you thought it would help you make friends, keep friends, be something you thought you were supposed to be, should be, when in reality, none of that matters, because when you aren't you, those things and people aren't what you need they aren't meant for you just like you aren't meant for them
in my opinion there are plenty of more bad ideas to be had. there are plenty of more bad ideas that haven't been mentioned. i can't wait to hear, be apart of, see them unfold, live them, laugh at them, as all the bad ideas keep happening. ha, ha, ha, keep laughing, don't stop the laughter; it's the sweetest sound. 

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